Ideas for magazine article

Got tasked by my editor to come up with an article for the FOP issue of Insomniac (it's the Arts Club magazine if no one has realised by now, after 4 years of milling around in the faculty). Treat it as my parting shot for the Arts Club and FASS before I get perceived as a "grown-up" the next time i visit the campus. So, any ideas? I have to do it "professionally", so I think probably along the lines of NewMan or... something like that (ok, that reveals the limit of my exposure to magazines). Help!